What a great morning!

[Deleted]

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy
two boxes of .22 mag ammo. It’s been hard to find lately.
I placed the boxes on the front seat
and headed back home, but stopped
at a gas station where a drop-dead
gorgeous blond in a short skirt was
filling up her car at the next pump.
She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my
passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in
barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
I thought about it for a few seconds and asked,
"What kind of ammo 'ya got?"

[Dutch]

LMBO!

[3212]

Some years ago in Florida there was crew of hot dog girls.Each one drove a corvette of a different color.They had little charcoal grills and hot dogs.They wore miniskirts and bent over their grills beside the highway.They were selling alot of hot dogs judging by all the guys pulling over.

[fleroo]

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy
two boxes of .22 mag ammo. It’s been hard to find lately.
I placed the boxes on the front seat
and headed back home, but stopped
at a gas station where a drop-dead
gorgeous blond in a short skirt was
filling up her car at the next pump.
She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my
passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in
barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
I thought about it for a few seconds and asked,
"What kind of ammo 'ya got?"

Why you ornery old cus. Your wife will be none too pleased you "sold" your ammo.

[davet]

Well.....my only comment was I'll bet the transaction was faster than any "express" lane at any store.

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Its a shame all I got left is blanks