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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2017 16:34:06 GMT -5
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Post by davet on Aug 14, 2017 17:06:07 GMT -5
Hmmm....I was fishing the other day and I felt like that guy on the right!!!
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Post by buzz on Aug 14, 2017 17:26:35 GMT -5
The closest I came to parting water was peeing on a fence post...........
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Post by Muab Dib on Aug 14, 2017 17:28:54 GMT -5
Buzz...when we were young and stupid we dared each other to pee on a cattle electric line...yep...we parted the waters... smileys-whistling-823718
Muab (who very quickly grew older and wiser!)
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Post by buzz on Aug 14, 2017 17:43:17 GMT -5
Buzz...when we were young and stupid we dared each other to pee on a cattle electric line...yep...we parted the waters... smileys-whistling-823718 Muab (who very quickly grew older and wiser!) A lot of years ago, when I was 10' tall and bullet proof....(currently 4'8" and scared to death of chickens)......I was hunting at JJs farm, and it was the 2 day doe season. I was hunting with a 300 mag and for some stupid reason I wanted to shoot a doe right between the eyes. being the superior hunter that I am, and knowing exactly where the doe would come before the morning was out.......I posted my fat azz on the perfect perch to accomplish such a task........... a couple pled hours later, just as I predicted...... The doe came running up a cross a field right at me........ I am telling you, James Bond would have been impressed with my stealth like ability laying low and preparing for the ultimate shot............ I picked the biggest doe, which happened to be the lead doe.........I very carefully breathed in.......then out.......taking aim........I was just about to get her eyes right in the crosshairs.........when the end of the barrel touched the barb wire fence........which was live with electric................. at at that point.........James Bond would not have been so proud of me........lmao............ Never forgave JJ for that one........lol |
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Post by Dutch on Aug 14, 2017 19:14:15 GMT -5
Buzz...when we were young and stupid we dared each other to pee on a cattle electric line...yep...we parted the waters... smileys-whistling-823718 Muab (who very quickly grew older and wiser!) Ok, I may be dumb, but I was NEVER that dumb.... |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2017 19:18:04 GMT -5
Still want to know how the guy expects to catch a fish with a bare hook?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2017 19:21:27 GMT -5
Still want to know how the guy expects to catch a fish with a bare hook? Never heard of snaggin'?  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2017 19:36:00 GMT -5
Still want to know how the guy expects to catch a fish with a bare hook? Never heard of snaggin'? Snagging or shagging? |
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Post by dennyf on Aug 14, 2017 21:00:07 GMT -5
Only ever got zapped by an electric fence once when I was a kid. Still a quick learner back then, unlike today. One time my uncle, cousin and I were de-horning heifers at unc's place. One hawky bastige broke away after only one horn was off, ran right through the four strand barbed wire w/one electrified wire halfways up on the inside and disappeared over the hill behind the barn on a dead run. Grass was wet along that fence and the knocked-off hot wire was down on it, snapping a bit. Unc's big cow dog came up to sniff at the wire and see WTH was making that noise, when it nailed him on the nose. Dog went a few feet in the air, hit the ground running and disappeared over the same hill, yowling most of the way. One of the camp neighbors usually runs electric fence around some of his hay fields once they're baled and start to regrow, turns his beefers in there to chomp. Watched him up the road one day, grab the spring loaded plastic "gate" wire handle and try to re-hook it closed. Don't know what happened, but heard him let out a profane beller, was jumping around and holding his hand for a coupla minutes. Don't know how much "juice" he runs in the charger, but his beef cattle never get outta there. Which is more than we can say about his other, more permanent fences.  |
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Post by davet on Aug 15, 2017 7:23:15 GMT -5
Electric fences. Yeah......stories? Yup. About the same....didn't pee on 'em but dared my cousin's to. One did. He was never right from the get-go. confused-smiley-013
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Post by GlennD on Aug 15, 2017 8:05:43 GMT -5
Been there, done that. |
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Post by 3212 on Aug 15, 2017 10:02:43 GMT -5
Wise guy neighbor farmer tried to use me to test his electric fence when I was a kid.He made a hook in the wire and handed it to me to close the opening.He secretly turned the switch on. When I closed the circuit he said"Didn't you feel anything?"."No".He grabbed it and yelled "OW".He looked down and said "Oh,you're wearing sneakers."
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Post by feathers on Aug 15, 2017 14:25:53 GMT -5
Glad I'm missing something with this peeing on the fence stuff  |
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Post by davet on Aug 15, 2017 15:20:07 GMT -5
Well.....boy's will be boys. My Son and D-I-L have 3 boys. It's "poop" jokes for the next ten years at a minimum.
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