Post by Goosehunter on Jun 25, 2014 6:38:09 GMT -5
...to buy a duck. As he's heading home, he passes the local theater and notes that a film he wanted to see is playing. Not wanting to miss the movie, Jones stuffs the duck in his pants and goes into the darkened theater. He sits down next to two old, nearly blind ladies, Thelma and Maude.
During the performance the duck gets restless and works his head outta Farmer Jones' fly. Maude looks over, polks Thelma and says, "Look At That!"
Thelma replies,"C'mon...don't tell you've never seen one of those before!"
Maude answers, "Yeah...but this one's eating my popcorn..."
During the performance the duck gets restless and works his head outta Farmer Jones' fly. Maude looks over, polks Thelma and says, "Look At That!"
Thelma replies,"C'mon...don't tell you've never seen one of those before!"
Maude answers, "Yeah...but this one's eating my popcorn..."
