Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2012 14:46:56 GMT -5
Top 10 ways that handguns are better than women...
#10 -- You can trade an old .44 for a new .22
#9 -- You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're
on the road.
#8 -- If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.
#7 -- Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a
back up.
#6 -- Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 -- A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 -- Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3 -- A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 -- A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And, the number one way a handgun is better than a woman:
#1 -- You can buy a silencer for a handgun!
No offense gal! ;D
#10 -- You can trade an old .44 for a new .22
#9 -- You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're
on the road.
#8 -- If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.
#7 -- Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a
back up.
#6 -- Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 -- A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 -- Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3 -- A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 -- A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And, the number one way a handgun is better than a woman:
#1 -- You can buy a silencer for a handgun!
No offense gal! ;D
